Babylonians had it right

Dave: word up

me: dave

guess what today is

It's Thursday

the holy day of Thurs

Dave: TGI Thursday!

me: Ancient Babylonians recognized the race of Thurs and celebrated them as gods once a week

Dave: i have black shoes on

me: The Thurs were powerful people what had the ability to bring peace

that is why once you celebrate the Day of Thurs, it is immediately followed by Friday, or as the Babylonians called it...The Weekend.

Dave: well duh..ya

who doesn't know that

me: the useless race of Tues?

Dave: yes they don't

me: If you don't properly celebrate the Day of Thurs, you get laid off the next day

Dave: NO!!!!

what shall I do to celebrate?

me: send a check to Day of Thurs Celebration Fund to me

Dave is offline.