Clean up on Aisle Seven

So I get woken up from my nap today (only 20 minutes into it) by the sound of torrential rain. Come to find out, it's windy as hell, someone dumping ice balls on my deck, and my dog is flipping out.
Because he stank up a room, I had my bedroom windows open. So I flew around the house closing stuff which made Doug (my dog) flip out even more.