Bored During Senior Design Class...
October 23, 2006
Senior Design Class
Tim: I am using Notepad to take...NOTES!
Tim: Square keyboards suck!
Tim: I think Mercedes has a 8-speed automatic transmission.
Brandon: It's Lexus (LS 460)
Tim: That's right! That kicks ass.
Brandon: It also parallel parks itself.
Tim: is that the car that does that? Man, Lexus is doing some pretty sweet stuff lately. They should design a 3wheel HPV for us.
Brandon: I'd still rather have the Mercedes because of the pestige and German engineering.
Tim: Btw, The Prestige...good movie. Had the atmosphere of Batman Begins and the crazy puzzle shit like Momento (sp?).
Brandon: Never saw it. But did see Batman Begins.
Tim: I think Matt needs a wireless keyboard so he can join in on the conversation.
Brandon: Agreed.
Tim: We are redefining "online chat". New Offline features! chat with people right next to you on the same computer!!!
Brandon: Who would have thought of it? People like us I guess.
Tim: To bad i'm not a CS student. I could turn in Notepad as my senior design project for an offline messenging service.
Brandon: LMAO
Tim: File transfer feature would be instant. Just copy and paste.
Brandon: From a flash drive, of course!
Tim: Ya but that might put lag on it. It wouldn't be instant anymore, but close! Are we suppose to be learning things?
Brandon: A little...
Tim: I just learned that X=performance! So the movie XXX really means Performance Performance Performance!
Brandon: Or Triple Performance.
Tim: Sounds like a new Power Bar.
Brandon: 3 times the shit, half the calories.
Tim: Packing more cardboard flavor into every bite!
Brandon: Or it sounds like a new Viagra product for "enhanced male performance" times 3. Instead of having an erection for 4 hours, you have it for 12.
Matt: (written on a paper airplane and thrown at me from behind. The plane is labeled "The Wireless Keyboard"):You guys are nuts. I'm not learning anything. But now i want to see the Prestige. Thank God He's wrapping up. I am about to put my eyes out with this wireless keyboard.
Tim: Wow an erection for 12 hours, sounds like a good prank in the making. (Throws "The Wireless Keyboard" back)
Brandon: What do you mean? How would this prank work?
Tim: I give you some triple performance viagra, and you walk around with a trouser tent all day. I laugh.
Brandon: I don't need any of that stuff, give it to Matt.
Tim: "edit" I give Matt some...
Tim: I'm going to go outside and fart, cuz i don't want it smelling by me.
Brandon: Hurry back, prerequisite test starts soon...
Tim: Haha some girl walked through it
Tim: Engineers are by far the most mature of all people alive. We are VERY serious.
Tim: Stupid pencil sharpener messed up my mechanical pencil.
Tim: Time for prerequiste test. Probably should have studied.
Senior Design Class
Tim: I am using Notepad to take...NOTES!
Tim: Square keyboards suck!
Tim: I think Mercedes has a 8-speed automatic transmission.
Brandon: It's Lexus (LS 460)
Tim: That's right! That kicks ass.
Brandon: It also parallel parks itself.
Tim: is that the car that does that? Man, Lexus is doing some pretty sweet stuff lately. They should design a 3wheel HPV for us.
Brandon: I'd still rather have the Mercedes because of the pestige and German engineering.
Tim: Btw, The Prestige...good movie. Had the atmosphere of Batman Begins and the crazy puzzle shit like Momento (sp?).
Brandon: Never saw it. But did see Batman Begins.
Tim: I think Matt needs a wireless keyboard so he can join in on the conversation.
Brandon: Agreed.
Tim: We are redefining "online chat". New Offline features! chat with people right next to you on the same computer!!!
Brandon: Who would have thought of it? People like us I guess.
Tim: To bad i'm not a CS student. I could turn in Notepad as my senior design project for an offline messenging service.
Brandon: LMAO
Tim: File transfer feature would be instant. Just copy and paste.
Brandon: From a flash drive, of course!
Tim: Ya but that might put lag on it. It wouldn't be instant anymore, but close! Are we suppose to be learning things?
Brandon: A little...
Tim: I just learned that X=performance! So the movie XXX really means Performance Performance Performance!
Brandon: Or Triple Performance.
Tim: Sounds like a new Power Bar.
Brandon: 3 times the shit, half the calories.
Tim: Packing more cardboard flavor into every bite!
Brandon: Or it sounds like a new Viagra product for "enhanced male performance" times 3. Instead of having an erection for 4 hours, you have it for 12.
Matt: (written on a paper airplane and thrown at me from behind. The plane is labeled "The Wireless Keyboard"):You guys are nuts. I'm not learning anything. But now i want to see the Prestige. Thank God He's wrapping up. I am about to put my eyes out with this wireless keyboard.
Tim: Wow an erection for 12 hours, sounds like a good prank in the making. (Throws "The Wireless Keyboard" back)
Brandon: What do you mean? How would this prank work?
Tim: I give you some triple performance viagra, and you walk around with a trouser tent all day. I laugh.
Brandon: I don't need any of that stuff, give it to Matt.
Tim: "edit" I give Matt some...
Tim: I'm going to go outside and fart, cuz i don't want it smelling by me.
Brandon: Hurry back, prerequisite test starts soon...
Tim: Haha some girl walked through it
Tim: Engineers are by far the most mature of all people alive. We are VERY serious.
Tim: Stupid pencil sharpener messed up my mechanical pencil.
Tim: Time for prerequiste test. Probably should have studied.
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